I love how the gameloft game treats ponies like objects. The advert for when princess Celestia was on sale made me lol. I was like "WTF isn't this the princess of Equestria we're talking abooooooooooout?!!" And I couldn't resist drawing this.
Meanwhile, in the magical kingdom of "Sponsored by <brand name here>-estria", Princess Cheaplestia rules over all the land with bargain prices and raises the energy-saving lightbu--- err, "sun", each day.
And Nightmare Moon wasn't banished, she was fired from her job as princess of the night and the position was cut to save costs. And the moon was subsequently disassembled and its parts recycled, case studies with focus groups showed everypony was sleeping during the night anyway.
Not to mention the Plastic EmpireTM, where everything is made of cheap plastic, even the ponies.
Oh yeah, and Cheaplestia's most profitable student, Twilight MarketableTM, just got her paper-cutout wings in the mail. That, and a certificate saying "Real Princess". ...She's still paying back her student loans.
"I love how the gameloft game treats ponies like objects."
My "headcanon" is that the ponies are being held ransom by the Flim Flam brothers.
Truly, Nightmare Moon and Crysalis are not the real villains of this game!
: Spike, I understand this was a joke, but taking the metaphore "being the butt of the joke" to this level is greatly unnecessary for this kind of prank, especially if there is a large discount sticker on my side of my rump.
Doppleganger? Wait, I've always thought and been told Molestia and Your Highness are one and same alicorn mare. O_o Like, well ... doctor Jekyll and mister Hyde. You've heard a bit about litterature coming from my world, right?
Haha! I kinda cheated to get her anyway. I keep fast forwarding the clock so I collect stuff more quickly. I'm almost done with the game. Now I gotta level everypony up to 5 stars. If anypony wants to be friends so they can get hearts, just search for "kiron strife" in gameloft and send an invite. ^_^